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What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow.

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a black and red Formula 1 race-car speeding along the trackSports

Why was the golfer also good at Formula One?

He had a strong driver.

Current Events

When do flowers get their workout in?

Spring Training.

People

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

Animals

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

A mockingbird.

Entertainment

What cartoon character loves insects?

Bugs Bunny.

Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

Puns

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

Professional

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

He's a great sturgeon.

Holiday

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel said, "No L!"

Holiday

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

a caddy of various cleaning supplies, including soap, sponges, gloves, spray, etc.Education

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.

Holiday

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

The ball-et.

a school of fish swimming in the oceanFood & Drinks

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

A tuna melt.

People

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Sneakers.

People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.