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What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
An ice-cold croak-a-cola.
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Puns
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
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Puns
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
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Family
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
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Animals
Where do baby apes sleep?
In apricots.
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Puns
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
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Puns
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
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Holiday
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Spring cleaning!
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Puns
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
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Animals
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
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Animals
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
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Food & Drinks
Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
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Sports
What dish does only a baseball player use?
The home plate.
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Entertainment
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
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Puns
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
It becomes apparent.
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Puns
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
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Professional
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
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