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What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

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Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

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Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

There's nobel... that's why I knocked.

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a Corgi dog is wrapped up in a blanketFamily

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

His godpawther.

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Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

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Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

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Puns

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Its dreams were squashed.

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Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

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Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

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Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

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Food & Drinks

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

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Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

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Entertainment

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

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Puns

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

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How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.

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Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

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