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What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

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Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

There's nobel... that's why I knocked.

a Corgi dog is wrapped up in a blanketFamily

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

His godpawther.

Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

Puns

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Its dreams were squashed.

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

Food & Drinks

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

Entertainment

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

Puns

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

Puns

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.

Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.