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What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

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Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

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Animals

Where do you take sick ponies?

To the horsepital.

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Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.

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What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

You have a vowel movement.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Because they put on the salsa.

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Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

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What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

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How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

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Education

Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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Animals

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.

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Food & Drinks

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

The sweet potato.

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frogs happy?Animals

Why are frogs always so happy?

They eat whatever BUGS them.

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Sports

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

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Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

In the dog house.

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