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What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

Animals

Where do you take sick ponies?

To the horsepital.

Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.

a close-up of a bowl of alphabet soup, a napkin, and a spoonPuns

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

You have a vowel movement.

Food & Drinks

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Because they put on the salsa.

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

Education

Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Animals

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.

Food & Drinks

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

The sweet potato.

frogs happy?Animals

Why are frogs always so happy?

They eat whatever BUGS them.

Sports

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

Professional

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

In the dog house.