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The Feather Forecast.
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Puns
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
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Sports
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Pitcher.
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Animals
Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
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Professional
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely.
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Puns
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
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Holiday
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Spring cleaning!
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Animals
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
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Puns
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there.
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How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
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Education
Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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Animals
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
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Food & Drinks
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
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Animals
Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
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Sports
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
All of the fans left.
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Professional
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
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