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What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

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Animals

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid.

Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

a soccer ball goes into the goal netSports

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

Puns

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

a soccer ball goes into the goal netSports

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

Puns

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

Puns

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.

Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

People

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.

Holiday

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

a close-up of Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries® cerealPuns

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Yeah, it was a cereal killer.

People

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Maggot Thatcher.