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What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

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Animals

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid.

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Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

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a soccer ball goes into the goal netSports

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

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Puns

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

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a soccer ball goes into the goal netSports

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

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hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

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Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

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Puns

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

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Puns

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.

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Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

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People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

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People

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.

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Holiday

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

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Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Yeah, it was a cereal killer.

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People

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Maggot Thatcher.

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