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East-er.

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Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

Puns

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

turquoise blue waves are about to crash on a beachCurrent Events

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

It had a heat wave.

various loaves of bread piled togetherPuns

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

It was a generous dough-nation.

Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

Current Events

When do flowers get their workout in?

Spring Training.

Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.

Toilet Paper?Puns

How is life like toilet paper?

You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.

Puns

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch.

Professional

Why did the barber win the race?

She knew shortcuts.

Animals

What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie.

Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

Professional

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

It had been running all day and night.

Puns

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.