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What's a direction's favorite holiday?

East-er.

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Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

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Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

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Puns

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

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turquoise blue waves are about to crash on a beachCurrent Events

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

It had a heat wave.

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various loaves of bread piled togetherPuns

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

It was a generous dough-nation.

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Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

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Current Events

When do flowers get their workout in?

Spring Training.

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Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.

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Toilet Paper?Puns

How is life like toilet paper?

You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.

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Puns

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch.

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Professional

Why did the barber win the race?

She knew shortcuts.

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Animals

What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie.

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Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

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Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

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Professional

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

It had been running all day and night.

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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

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