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What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

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a large inflated red number five against a white backgroundPuns

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

It can plead the fifth.

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Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

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What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

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Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

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Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

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Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

They're a total rip-off.

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Mood Ring?Puns

Someone stole my mood ring!

I don't know how I feel about it!

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Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

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a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

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Food & Drinks

What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

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Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.

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Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.

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Animals

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Your great-ant.

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What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

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