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What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

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a large inflated red number five against a white backgroundPuns

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

It can plead the fifth.

Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

Puns

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

They're a total rip-off.

Mood Ring?Puns

Someone stole my mood ring!

I don't know how I feel about it!

Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

Food & Drinks

What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.

Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

Puns

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.

Animals

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Your great-ant.

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.