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What's a decade's favorite sport?

Tennis.

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Animals

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog.

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Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

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Sports

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

The seventh-inning stretch.

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Science

Why do math teachers love March?

Because of pi day!

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Animals

What dog wears contact lenses?

A cock-eyed spaniel.

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Professional

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Friday afternoon.

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Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

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Puns

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

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Sports

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

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Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

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Puns

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

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Puns

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load.

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Surprised makeup?Family

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

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What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

The graveyard shift.

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Vehicles

What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.

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Family

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

They're she-ep.

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