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What's a decade's favorite sport?

Tennis.

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Animals

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog.

Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

Sports

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

The seventh-inning stretch.

Science

Why do math teachers love March?

Because of pi day!

Animals

What dog wears contact lenses?

A cock-eyed spaniel.

Professional

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Friday afternoon.

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

Puns

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

Sports

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

Puns

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

Puns

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load.

Surprised makeup?Family

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

Professional

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

The graveyard shift.

Vehicles

What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.

Family

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

They're she-ep.