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What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Hip pop.

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Puns

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Thunderwear.

Food & Drinks

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Spaghetti carbon-ara.

Travel

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Pear-is.

Puns

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

We have to stick together.

Puns

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse.

Sports

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Tennis.

Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

Animals

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

A computer chimp.

Animals

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat what bugs them.

People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

Travel

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

Holiday

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf.

Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

People

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

a caddy of various cleaning supplies, including soap, sponges, gloves, spray, etc.Education

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.