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What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.

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Animals

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

a pair of red rain boots filled with yellow flowers sit by a metal watering can in the rainCurrent Events

Why is summer always sad?

It has June gloom.

Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

Family

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Deer.

Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

Animals

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

He gets splinters in his mouth.

Sports

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

a close-up of two feet wearing flip-flop sandals on a yellow backgroundHoliday

Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.

Professional

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

They're put on house arrest.

Puns

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.