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What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.

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Animals

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

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Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

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a pair of red rain boots filled with yellow flowers sit by a metal watering can in the rainCurrent Events

Why is summer always sad?

It has June gloom.

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Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

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a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

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Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

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Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

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Family

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Deer.

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Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

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Animals

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

He gets splinters in his mouth.

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Sports

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

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a close-up of two feet wearing flip-flop sandals on a yellow backgroundHoliday

Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.

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Professional

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

They're put on house arrest.

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Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

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What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

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