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What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

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Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

negative numbers?Science

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Vehicles

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.

Puns

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything.

Travel

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

The Wrong Brothers.

Vehicles

What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.

Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

a goalie dives to try to block a ball from making it into the netPuns

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

A goal-ie.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

a gray Holland Lop rabbit sits in the grassAnimals

What game does a rabbit always win?

Hopscotch.

a European mayor stands at a table in front of a crowdCurrent Events

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Because it rained on his parade.

an elegant, lavish bedroom decorated in various shades of cream and ivoryPuns

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

a caddy of various cleaning supplies, including soap, sponges, gloves, spray, etc.Education

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.

The Monkeys?Puns

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

PRIME-mates.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.