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What's a bee's favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

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Animals

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

He called a tow truck.

Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

Animals

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

Professional

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

They both go to court.

Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

People

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

No, 'emma stone!

an actor stands on a lit stage with a script in his outstretched hands with his head tilted backProfessional

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Because the director told them to break a leg.

a close-up of a red pen and paper with an A+ written on itEducation

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

It was on magic squares.

Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

Food & Drinks

How do eggs end a TV show?

That's all, yolks!

The Baseball game?Sports

Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

Professional

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Friday afternoon.