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What's a bee's favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

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Animals

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

He called a tow truck.

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If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

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Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

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Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

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Animals

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Professional

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

They both go to court.

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Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

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People

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

No, 'emma stone!

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an actor stands on a lit stage with a script in his outstretched hands with his head tilted backProfessional

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Because the director told them to break a leg.

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a close-up of a red pen and paper with an A+ written on itEducation

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

It was on magic squares.

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Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

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Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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Food & Drinks

How do eggs end a TV show?

That's all, yolks!

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The Baseball game?Sports

Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

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Professional

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Friday afternoon.

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