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What's a bat's favorite game?

Batminton.

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a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

Sports

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

It was a home run.

a close-up of two feet wearing flip-flop sandals on a yellow backgroundHoliday

Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.

Animals

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Your great-ant.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver.

Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

Puns

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

They are always up to something.

Animals

What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

Vehicles

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

A garbage truck.

two business people talking in front of a city office buildingPolitical

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

It's a system of checks and balances!

Puns

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi.

Puns

What do you call a pig thief?

A hamburglar.

a long-haired man wearing a tie-dye t-shirt and sunglasses holds up a peace sign to the cameraPuns

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

He was trying to power it with flower power.

Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.

Puns

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.

Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.