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What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A right triangle.

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Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

Holiday

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo.

Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

Professional

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

They can tell the best carrot.

Family

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Sundae School.

Animals

What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Entertainment

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

The Lord of the Wings.

Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.