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What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A right triangle.

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Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

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Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

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Holiday

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo.

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Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

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Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

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a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

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Professional

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

They can tell the best carrot.

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Family

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Sundae School.

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Animals

What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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Entertainment

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

The Lord of the Wings.

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Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.

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Animals

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

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Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

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Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

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