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Pro-nouns.

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Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

Puns

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

Music

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

Puns

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment.

Sports

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

a humpback whale breaches the surface and jumps out of the waterPuns

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Beach-ed volleyball.

Animals

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs.

Puns

Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

A computer with a lot of bites.

Puns

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and ships.

Sports

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.

Entertainment

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

He was the lead bear-itone.

Animals

When is a black dog not a black dog?

When it's a greyhound.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.