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What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

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Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

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Music

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

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What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment.

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Sports

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

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Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

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What is a whale's favorite sport?

Beach-ed volleyball.

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Animals

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs.

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Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

A computer with a lot of bites.

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What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and ships.

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Sports

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.

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Entertainment

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

He was the lead bear-itone.

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Animals

When is a black dog not a black dog?

When it's a greyhound.

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Holiday

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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