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What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

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Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

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Entertainment

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

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People

Which celebrity always frowns?

Simon Scowl.

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Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

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Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

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Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

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Outdoors

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Mari-golds.

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a pitcher winds up to throw the baseballSports

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Vitamin K!

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Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

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a mouse sits at a miniature table with a miniature knife and fruitAnimals

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Ratatouille!

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a green-striped panther chameleon sits on a branchAnimals

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

It knew how to quickly make change.

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Puns

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

You will be mist.

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Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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Food & Drinks

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Bow tie.

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Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

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Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

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