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What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

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Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

Entertainment

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

People

Which celebrity always frowns?

Simon Scowl.

Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

Outdoors

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Mari-golds.

a pitcher winds up to throw the baseballSports

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Vitamin K!

Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

a mouse sits at a miniature table with a miniature knife and fruitAnimals

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Ratatouille!

a green-striped panther chameleon sits on a branchAnimals

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

It knew how to quickly make change.

Puns

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

You will be mist.

Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

Food & Drinks

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Bow tie.

Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.