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What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

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People

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

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Puns

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

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People

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

They had so many knights.

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Vehicles

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Shell-vrolet.

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Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

His heart wasn't in it.

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Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

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Mood Ring?Puns

Someone stole my mood ring!

I don't know how I feel about it!

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Family

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

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Puns

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down!

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Puns

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where in earth have you been?

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Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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Puns

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Thunderwear.

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Animals

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T.

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Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

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Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

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Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

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