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What vegetables make the best music?

Beets.

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Vehicles

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

It was a steam engine.

a bowl of orange, nacho-flavored chips sits on a tablePuns

What did the Dorito say to his son?

You're a chip off the old block.

Education

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

two Basset hounds wearing sunglasses and ties sit together in front of a yellow backgroundAnimals

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

A hip-po.

Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

a woman in a yellow jacket makes a grimace while she plugs her earsAnimals

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

A badger.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

the sun is setting behind a body of water providing an orange glimmering sunsetCurrent Events

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

Professional

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

He had an amazing set of pipes.

Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

Outdoors

Where does a camper keep his money?

In a river bank.

a Corgi dog is wrapped up in a blanketFamily

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

His godpawther.

Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.