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What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

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Food & Drinks

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Animals

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only the herdsman has feet.

People

What did Snow White say while waiting in line for her photos?

Some day my prints will come.

Sports

When fish play football, who is the captain?

The team's kipper.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

A barbequeue.

Animals

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dog's tale.

Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

catchers at lunch?Sports

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

Animals

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics.

Puns

What do you call an arctic cow?

An eskimoo.

Sports

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

various dry beans in sack cloth bagsPuns

Why do legumes gossip so much?

They want to spill the beans.

Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.