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What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Sky diving school.

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Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

Entertainment

What do you call a hike across the universe?

A star trek.

Sports

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

A match made in heaven.

Puns

How do you get a country girl to like you?

A tractor.

a man dressed in 1970s fashion is dancing in front of a psychedelic orange backgroundPuns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

Sports

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

Sports

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

It was a home run.

People

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Because they're too far out.

Outdoors

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

Education

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

Animals

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!