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What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

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Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

Music

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Hip pop.

Holiday

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

a Scottish wildcat is crawling on a tree log in a forestAnimals

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

Holiday

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Peeps!

a fisherman wearing an orange jacket gives a thumbs-up to the camera while on a fishing boat in the harborEntertainment

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

Netflix.

Animals

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

two auto mechanics are using a tablet while fixing an engineProfessional

People are so hard on car mechanics.

They can't catch a brake.

The fish?Animals

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

Puns

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They were tied.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

a red bowling ball sits to the right of a set of bowling pins on a laneSports

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Because it's good to get a strike.