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What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

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Animals

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backward.

Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

Puns

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

The indepen-dance.

two dolphins are talking to each otherAnimals

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

A clownfish.

The cornfield?Outdoors

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears.

Animals

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

He had huge mooscles.

Animals

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover its butt-quack.

a cat wearing glasses and a bow tie sits next to a mini chalkboard with fish drawn on itAnimals

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

A box and whisker plot.

Animals

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics.

Entertainment

What cartoon character loves insects?

Bugs Bunny.

Puns

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

A stamp.

a close-up of the Lincoln Memorial statuePolitical

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Lincoln Logs!

Entertainment

Why did the mirror cross the road?

To see itself!

Family

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Family trees.

Animals

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle.