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Tooth hurt-y.
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Food & Drinks
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
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Animals
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
A hip-hop club.
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Vehicles
What kind of car does a chicken have?
A coop.
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Entertainment
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
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Family
Which family member is always relieved?
A ne-phew.
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Current Events
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?
Oscar the grouch.
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Puns
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
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Animals
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
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Animals
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
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Food & Drinks
How do eggs end a TV show?
That's all, yolks!
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Entertainment
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
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Animals
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Animals
What do you call a singing rodent?
Justin Beaver!
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Entertainment
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data.
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Entertainment
What is sand's favorite movie?
Dune.
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Sports
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
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