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Tooth hurt-y.

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Food & Drinks

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

It didn't habanero.

Animals

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

A hip-hop club.

Vehicles

What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.

Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

Family

Which family member is always relieved?

A ne-phew.

Current Events

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?

Oscar the grouch.

Puns

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Billy the Squid.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

Food & Drinks

How do eggs end a TV show?

That's all, yolks!

Entertainment

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

singing rodent?Animals

What do you call a singing rodent?

Justin Beaver!

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

Sports

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

He had Gatorade.