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What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

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Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

Music

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Hip pop.

Puns

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

They were playing for the cup.

Animals

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Swimming trunks!

Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

Family

Which family member is always relieved?

A ne-phew.

Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

Animals

Where do you take sick ponies?

To the horsepital.

Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

Puns

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?

Because he prefers his bear feet.

Puns

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would caesar.

Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

Professional

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.