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Puns

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load.

a view of a green mountain forest with many pine trees and a blue sky behindOutdoors

Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.

Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

Animals

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Your great-ant.

Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

There's nobel... that's why I knocked.

Puns

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Take me to your weeder.

Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

Science

What math figure is also in the band?

A symbol.

Puns

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis.

Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

Puns

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Puns

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch.