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Puns

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load.

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a view of a green mountain forest with many pine trees and a blue sky behindOutdoors

Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.

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Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

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Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

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Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

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Animals

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Your great-ant.

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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

There's nobel... that's why I knocked.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Take me to your weeder.

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Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

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Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

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Science

What math figure is also in the band?

A symbol.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis.

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Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch.

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