Subscribe for more jokes!

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories.

Looking for a specific joke?

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Puns

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

a close-up of an orange tropical fish facing the cameraAnimals

What fish sings the best?

The in tuna fish.

Puns

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

Food & Drinks

How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

Holiday

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Stacks.

Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

Food & Drinks

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

Food & Drinks

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Meatloaf.

Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

Sports

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

a close-up of someone circling Thursday the 18th with a red pen on a calendarProfessional

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

He took a day off.

a European mayor stands at a table in front of a crowdCurrent Events

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Because it rained on his parade.

Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.