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What sport requires no movement at all?

Channel surfing.

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Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

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greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."

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Animals

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad latte?

Depresso.

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Outdoors

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Animals

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a "chicken".

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a cat wearing glasses and a bow tie sits next to a mini chalkboard with fish drawn on itAnimals

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

A box and whisker plot.

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a close-up of many bumper cars in a rowVehicles

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Don't get bent out of shape!

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web designer?Puns

Take him out please!

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...

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People

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Maggot Thatcher.

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The peppers?Food & Drinks

What do nosey peppers do?

They get jalapeño business!

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Puns

How do locomotives know where to go?

They have a lot of training.

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Entertainment

Why did the mirror cross the road?

To see itself!

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Animals

What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

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a close-up of three horses sticking their heads over the wall of a horse stallPuns

What do horses say to greet each other?

Hay there.

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