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What sport is full of interior designers?

Rug-by.

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Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

a gray Holland Lop rabbit sits in the grassAnimals

What game does a rabbit always win?

Hopscotch.

Animals

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away its credit cards.

a close-up of a red train caboose carVehicles

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

It was the back of an a-choo choo train.

Puns

What's the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

two tree swallows sit perched on a branch and chirp at each otherAnimals

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Cardinals.

Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

People

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.

astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak.

Education

What color are all the books in the library?

Red.

Animals

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog.

Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

Professional

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!