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What sport is full of interior designers?

Rug-by.

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Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

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Holiday

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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a gray Holland Lop rabbit sits in the grassAnimals

What game does a rabbit always win?

Hopscotch.

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Animals

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away its credit cards.

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a close-up of a red train caboose carVehicles

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

It was the back of an a-choo choo train.

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Puns

What's the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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two tree swallows sit perched on a branch and chirp at each otherAnimals

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Cardinals.

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Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

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People

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

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Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak.

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Education

What color are all the books in the library?

Red.

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Animals

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog.

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Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

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Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

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Professional

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

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