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What sport is always getting in trouble?

Bad-minton.

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Puns

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

I like your hare!

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People

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

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Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

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Puns

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

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Outdoors

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.

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Animals

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

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Puns

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

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a gray horse has several balloons tied around its neckAnimals

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

He was a one-trick pony.

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various dry beans in sack cloth bagsPuns

Why do legumes gossip so much?

They want to spill the beans.

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Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

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The fish?Animals

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Pooched eggs.

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Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.

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