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What sport is always getting in trouble?

Bad-minton.

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Puns

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

I like your hare!

People

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

Puns

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

Outdoors

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.

Animals

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

Puns

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

a gray horse has several balloons tied around its neckAnimals

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

He was a one-trick pony.

various dry beans in sack cloth bagsPuns

Why do legumes gossip so much?

They want to spill the beans.

Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

The fish?Animals

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Pooched eggs.

Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

Food & Drinks

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.