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What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

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Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

Puns

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They were tied.

Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.

Puns

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

Education

Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Animals

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dog's tale.

a tropical cocktail complete with umbrella sits on a beachFood & Drinks

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

A rum punch.

Puns

What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.

the sun is setting behind a body of water providing an orange glimmering sunsetCurrent Events

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

Political

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

The Mint.

Animals

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer.

Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Animals

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.