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What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Here comes the sun!

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a picnic table has two plates set with hamburgers, toppings, french fries, and condimentsAnimals

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

Animals

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

A duck.

Puns

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

Education

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Alphawetical.

Sports

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run.

Animals

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

Food & Drinks

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Bow tie.

Tom Cruise?Entertainment

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Ben & Jerry Maguire.

People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

Food & Drinks

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

I'd be muffin without you.

Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

Professional

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Friday afternoon.