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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Animals

How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.

Animals

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

For light refreshment.

Outdoors

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

Animals

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

Travel

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

Puns

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Because it was too light.

Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

People

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Lady Gaga.

Animals

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

Animals

What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie.

Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?