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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Animals

How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.

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Animals

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

For light refreshment.

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Outdoors

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

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Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

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Animals

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

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Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

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Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

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Travel

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.

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The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

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Puns

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Because it was too light.

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Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

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Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

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People

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Lady Gaga.

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Animals

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

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Animals

What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie.

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Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

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