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What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

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Animals

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

Music

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

I'm a big fan of metal.

many potato chips are spaced out on a blue surfaceAnimals

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Entertainment

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

a painting of autumn trees hangs on a gray wallPolitical

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

It was good at canvassing.

Food & Drinks

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Grease!

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.

Puns

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

Animals

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog.

Puns

What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.