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What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

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Animals

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

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Music

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

I'm a big fan of metal.

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Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.

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Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

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Entertainment

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

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Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

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Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

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Why did the painting win the presidential election?

It was good at canvassing.

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Food & Drinks

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Grease!

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Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

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Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.

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Puns

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

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Animals

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog.

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Puns

What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

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