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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs.

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Animals

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys.

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What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

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Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.

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People

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!

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Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

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Entertainment

What do you call a hike across the universe?

A star trek.

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Animals

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

A duck.

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What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

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Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

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Animals

What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.

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Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

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Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

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Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

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Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

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Music

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Hip pop.

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