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Bring on their subs.
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Animals
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
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Entertainment
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Stranger things have happened.
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Animals
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
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People
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
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Puns
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
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Entertainment
What do you call a hike across the universe?
A star trek.
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Animals
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
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Music
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
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Education
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
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Animals
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
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Puns
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
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Puns
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
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Animals
What is the definition of Robin?
A bird who steals.
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Professional
Did you take the patient's temperature?
No. Is it missing?
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Entertainment
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
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Music
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Hip pop.
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