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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs.

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Animals

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys.

Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.

People

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!

a woman looks annoyed at a man giving her a bouquet of flowersPuns

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

Entertainment

What do you call a hike across the universe?

A star trek.

Animals

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

A duck.

Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

Animals

What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.

Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

Music

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Hip pop.