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What's the king of all school supplies?

The ruler.

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a painting of autumn trees hangs on a gray wallPolitical

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

It was good at canvassing.

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Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

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a girl dressed in an 80s-style windbreaker, white sunglasses, and a side ponytail poses for the cameraFood & Drinks

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

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Animals

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey.

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Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

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a man is smiling while taking a picture Professional

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

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two pink pigs stick their snouts through a fenceEntertainment

Where do pigs learn magic?

Hogwarts.

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What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.

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What sport is always getting in trouble?

Bad-minton.

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Outdoors

Where do termites go camping?

A tented house.

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What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

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What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

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Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

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a major highway in Shanghai, China lit up at nightVehicles

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Roads scholars.

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Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Well, they've been running all day!

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