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What's the king of all school supplies?

The ruler.

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a painting of autumn trees hangs on a gray wallPolitical

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

It was good at canvassing.

Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

a girl dressed in an 80s-style windbreaker, white sunglasses, and a side ponytail poses for the cameraFood & Drinks

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

Animals

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey.

Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

a man is smiling while taking a picture Professional

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

Puns

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.

a close-up, profile shot of a referee blowing his whistle in front of a red backgroundSports

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Bad-minton.

Outdoors

Where do termites go camping?

A tented house.

Puns

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

Puns

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

a major highway in Shanghai, China lit up at nightVehicles

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Roads scholars.

a woman standing in front of an A/C unit has frost in her hairCurrent Events

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Well, they've been running all day!