What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.

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How do lawyers say goodbye?

We'll be suing ya!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How do you make antifreeze?

You steal her blanket.

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What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie.

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What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

A whee-bra!

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a large orange tiger runs through powdery snow

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Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Because his opponent had him by the tail.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Grease.

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What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

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What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!

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What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

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What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.

Looking for a specific joke?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

We'll be suing ya!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

How do you make antifreeze?

You steal her blanket.

What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie.

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

A whee-bra!

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Because his opponent had him by the tail.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Grease.

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!

What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.