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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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Sports
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
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Animals
What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
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Animals
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
A whee-bra!
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Animals
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
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What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
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Animals
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
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Entertainment
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Grease.
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Animals
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
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Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
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Family
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to sweep!
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Outdoors
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Hey there, bud!
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Food & Drinks
What do you call stolen cheese?
Nacho cheese.
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What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
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