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What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

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Holiday

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Sports

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.

a cat is photoshopped wearing sunglasses and drinking an orange drink from a strawAnimals

Where do cats go on vacation?

Meow-i.

People

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while cryingFamily

What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

Animals

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

People

What do you call an animal pop star?

Justin Beaver.

Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

Animals

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

Animals

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat what bugs them.

four pigs are grazing in a grassy fieldPuns

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon.

Puns

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.