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What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

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Holiday

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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Sports

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.

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a cat is photoshopped wearing sunglasses and drinking an orange drink from a strawAnimals

Where do cats go on vacation?

Meow-i.

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People

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

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The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

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twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while cryingFamily

What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

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Animals

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

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Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

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Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

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two pink pigs stick their snouts through a fenceEntertainment

Where do pigs learn magic?

Hogwarts.

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People

What do you call an animal pop star?

Justin Beaver.

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Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

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Animals

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

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Animals

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat what bugs them.

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four pigs are grazing in a grassy fieldPuns

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon.

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Puns

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

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