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Snap chat.
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Holiday
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
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Sports
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
It just couldn't get a handle on it.
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Animals
Where do cats go on vacation?
Meow-i.
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People
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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Animals
What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
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Family
What siblings are always sad?
The Blues Brothers.
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Animals
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
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Sports
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
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Puns
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
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Entertainment
Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
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People
What do you call an animal pop star?
Justin Beaver.
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Entertainment
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
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Animals
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
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Animals
Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
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Puns
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
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Puns
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
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