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What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

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an elegant, lavish bedroom decorated in various shades of cream and ivoryPuns

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

Puns

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?

Because he prefers his bear feet.

Food & Drinks

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Grease!

a close-up of a map with a red push-pin stuck on the state of PennsylvaniaPolitical

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

It's a swing state.

Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

a chimpanzee appears to be angrily shoutingAnimals

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

A whee-bra!

Puns

Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

Vehicles

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

A lamborghini.

Puns

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

They are both Paris-sites.

Animals

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

A deviled egg.

Food & Drinks

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Bow tie.

Animals

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Because she heard fowl language.

a police officer in full uniform kneels on the pavement next to his german shepherd against a foggy backgroundAnimals

What animal is always ready to protect people?

An arm-adillo.

Puns

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

We're fried.

Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.