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What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

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Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

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Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

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Spiderman?Entertainment

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

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Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

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catchers at lunch?Sports

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

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Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

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Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

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Sports

What sport requires no movement at all?

Channel surfing.

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Which state has the best streets?

Rhode Island.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

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Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

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Food & Drinks

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

He was a cheese-ball.

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Travel

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Eye-celand!

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a woman wearing blue scrubs and a blue medical face mask has a surprised facial expressionProfessional

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

He had to go back to dent-al school.

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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

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