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What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

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Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

Spiderman?Entertainment

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

catchers at lunch?Sports

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

Sports

What sport requires no movement at all?

Channel surfing.

Puns

Which state has the best streets?

Rhode Island.

Puns

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

Food & Drinks

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

He was a cheese-ball.

Travel

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Eye-celand!

a woman wearing blue scrubs and a blue medical face mask has a surprised facial expressionProfessional

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

He had to go back to dent-al school.

Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.