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What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Bow tie.

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Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Animals

When is a black dog not a black dog?

When it's a greyhound.

Holiday

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

He's a real pain in the neck.

Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

Animals

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Shampoodles.

Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

Sports

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

Animals

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

A mockingbird.

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

An antique.

Animals

What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

The Baseball game?Sports

Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.