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What part of your eye learns the quickest?

The pupil.

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Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

Current Events

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Because April showers bring May flowers.

Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Animals

What dog wears contact lenses?

A cock-eyed spaniel.

Puns

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

Animals

Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant.

Animals

What's a bee's favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

Music

What musical instrument is the best typist?

A keyboard.

Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Euripides things, you buy them!

a soccer ball goes into the goal netSports

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

Holiday

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

The ball-et.