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What part of a football field is never the same?

The changing rooms.

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Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

Food & Drinks

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

It didn't habanero.

Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

Puns

Why was the pirate late for work?

His ship had sailed.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

Puns

Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

a close-up of Arnold Schwarzenegger's star from the Hollywood Walk of FameVehicles

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

A muscle car.

a pretty sunrise over the ocean and beachOutdoors

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Here comes the sun!

Professional

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.

a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

Family

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

They're she-ep.

Animals

Are baby skunks cute?

Simply odorable.