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What part of a football field is never the same?

The changing rooms.

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What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

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Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

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two pink pigs stick their snouts through a fenceEntertainment

Where do pigs learn magic?

Hogwarts.

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Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

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Food & Drinks

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

It didn't habanero.

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Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

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Why was the pirate late for work?

His ship had sailed.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

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Puns

Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

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a close-up of Arnold Schwarzenegger's star from the Hollywood Walk of FameVehicles

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

A muscle car.

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a pretty sunrise over the ocean and beachOutdoors

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Here comes the sun!

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Professional

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.

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a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

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Family

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

They're she-ep.

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Animals

Are baby skunks cute?

Simply odorable.

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