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What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

He was the lead bear-itone.

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Education

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

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Puns

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it inside the cow.

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Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

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Sports

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter.

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Animals

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

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Animals

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics.

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Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

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Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

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Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

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Puns

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

A palm tree.

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Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

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Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

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Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Tom Thanks.

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What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Thunderwear.

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What do pigs do over the summer?

They go on a ham-ily vacation.

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