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What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

He was the lead bear-itone.

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Education

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

Puns

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

a glass pitcher and cup of milk sit on an outdoor table with cows in the backgroundPuns

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it inside the cow.

Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

Sports

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter.

Animals

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

Animals

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics.

Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

Puns

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

A palm tree.

Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

a woman is signing an autograph while photographers are taking her picturePeople

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Tom Thanks.

Puns

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Thunderwear.

a spotted pig swims in tropical clear blue waterAnimals

What do pigs do over the summer?

They go on a ham-ily vacation.