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What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
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Outdoors
What kind of bow can't be tied?
A rainbow!
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Family
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Pop-corn.
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Puns
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
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Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
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What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream.
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Animals
When should you stop for a glow worm?
When he has a red light.
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Animals
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Hot croako.
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Entertainment
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data.
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Food & Drinks
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
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Professional
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
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Music
What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
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Entertainment
What is sand's favorite movie?
Dune.
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People
Which celebrity loves to read?
Elliot Page.
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Puns
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
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Animals
How do you care for a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
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