Subscribe for more jokes!

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

A penguin tuxedo.

Looking for a specific joke?

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Outdoors

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

Family

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Pop-corn.

Puns

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Puns

Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

Puns

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

Animals

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Hot croako.

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

Food & Drinks

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

Music

What musical instrument is the best typist?

A keyboard.

People

Which celebrity loves to read?

Elliot Page.

a goalie dives to try to block a ball from making it into the netPuns

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

A goal-ie.

Animals

How do you care for a sick bird?

Tweetment.

Puns

What do you call a pig thief?

A hamburglar.