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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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Puns

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Thunderwear.

Puns

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

a large white and blue iceberg floating in waterAnimals

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

A penguin tuxedo.

two Basset hounds wearing sunglasses and ties sit together in front of a yellow backgroundAnimals

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

A hip-po.

Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

no body?Puns

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

Sports

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Outdoors

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

Sports

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music.

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

Education

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles.

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

Animals

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot.

Animals

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Sting.