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What musical instrument is the best typist?

A keyboard.

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Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

Puns

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.

Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

crowded graveyard?Holiday

It's Crowded!

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

Education

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

Sports

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Rebel Wilson.

Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

a red bowling ball sits to the right of a set of bowling pins on a laneSports

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Because it's good to get a strike.

Animals

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth.

Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.