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What musical instrument is the best typist?

A keyboard.

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Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

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Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

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crowded graveyard?Holiday

It's Crowded!

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

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Education

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

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Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

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Sports

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Rebel Wilson.

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Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

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a red bowling ball sits to the right of a set of bowling pins on a laneSports

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Because it's good to get a strike.

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Animals

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth.

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Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

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Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

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The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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