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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Holiday

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate clauses.

Entertainment

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

Animals

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot.

a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

Holiday

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

Food & Drinks

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.

Puns

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would caesar.

Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

three people wearing business casual clothes are also wearing red masks and capes, posing like superheroesPuns

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Cape Canaveral.

Professional

How do lawyers say goodbye?

We'll be suing ya!

Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.