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A tuba toothpaste.
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Holiday
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
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Entertainment
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
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Science
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
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Animals
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
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Puns
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
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Puns
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
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Puns
Which state is the cleanest?
Washing-ton.
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Holiday
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
They are very scent-imental.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
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Puns
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
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Animals
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
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Puns
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Cape Canaveral.
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Professional
How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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Education
Why did the professor write on the window?
She wanted the lesson to be clear.
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Vehicles
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
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Holiday
What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
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