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What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics.

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Holiday

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo.

Puns

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Education

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

Travel

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

catchers at lunch?Sports

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

Holiday

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

a close-up of a smiling snowman wearing a hat, red scarf, and buttonsOutdoors

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

a boxer hits a punching bagPuns

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

He was constantly hitting the sack.

Sports

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.