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What math figure is also in the band?

A symbol.

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Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

Animals

What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee.

a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

Family

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Howdy, partner!

Food & Drinks

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

Outdoors

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.

catchers at lunch?Sports

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

Professional

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

The graveyard shift.

Animals

How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can.

Holiday

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf.

three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

Puns

What kind of books do boats write?

Ferry tales.

Animals

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake.

Vehicles

What car is the perfect size for mice?

A minivan.

Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.