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What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal.

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dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

Food & Drinks

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

Animals

What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee.

Music

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

Puns

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

Puns

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.

a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

Sports

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

Lying ghosts?Animals

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

You can see right through them.

Vehicles

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

A carpet.

Entertainment

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

Animals

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.