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What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

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Vehicles

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

A garbage truck.

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Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

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Puns

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch.

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Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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Food & Drinks

How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

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Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

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two pink pigs stick their snouts through a fenceEntertainment

Where do pigs learn magic?

Hogwarts.

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Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

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Why do baseball players love bowling?

Because it's good to get a strike.

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Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

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People

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

The Rock.

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Sports

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

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Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

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Animals

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee.

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What do painters do when they make a mistake?

They go back to the drawing board.

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Food & Drinks

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Oh crepe!

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