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What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

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Vehicles

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

A garbage truck.

Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

Puns

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch.

Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

Food & Drinks

How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

a red bowling ball sits to the right of a set of bowling pins on a laneSports

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Because it's good to get a strike.

Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

People

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

The Rock.

Sports

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

Animals

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee.

a man with multi-colored hair, beard, and shirt holds up a multi-colored paint roller in front of his facePuns

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

They go back to the drawing board.

Food & Drinks

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Oh crepe!